Anime Nerd Haterade

Yeah so this guy in front of me is anime nerd hardcore extreme. I really want to punch his hopeless virgin face into oblivion like a door from a dane cook sketch. That ends my rant for now. Now for Captain Brandon.
Ok. This toon in front of me immediately caught my eye. First thing I notice is that this dude wants to be known as the anime nerd of the theater. This dude starts by talking about the transformers generation with a guy who’s prolly like 16 and never saw the original transformers. Now I have sympathy for the kid because he accidently said the movie is sold out. This triggered the anime geek to flex his geekness for all to watch and hang their heads in sheer embarrassment and this sad waste of human dna.